Bitte übersetzen!:)

ok dankeschön:)
hab hier noch einen sehr bekannten:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where`s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

den hier finde ich besonders schwer, auch weil er ziemlich lang ist:
A tree toad loved a she-toad, who lived up in atree,
he was a two-toed tree toad
but a three-toed toad was she
the two-toed tree toad tried to win
the three-toed she-toad#s heart,
for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
that the three-toed tree toad trod,
but the two-toed tree toad tried in vain
he couldn`t please her whim
from her tree toad bower
with her three-toad power
the she-toad vetoed him.

und den mag ich auch;) is au nich so schwer

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck
if a woodchuck would chuck wood.