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Hey leute


damit hier keiner auf die idee kommt, noch andere spamthreads zu erstellen, erstell ich jetzt mal DEN spamthread...alle anderen threads werden böse bezahlen :-p

lg und hf

masta
GAST stellte diese Frage am 10.01.2009 - 01:25


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Antwort von andeeII (ehem. Mitglied) | 10.01.2009 - 01:29
Setting: A cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr. and Mrs. bun enter -
downwards (on wires).

Mr. Bun (Eric Idle): Morning.

Waitress (Terry Jones): Morning.

Mr. Bun: What have you got,
then?

Waitress: Well, there`s egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and SPAM;
egg, bacon, and SPAM; egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM; SPAM, bacon,
sausage, and SPAM; SPAM, egg, SPAM, SPAM, bacon, and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM,
SPAM, egg, and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, baked beans,
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with
a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg
on top and SPAM.

Mrs. Bun (Graham Chapman): Have you got anything without SPAM in it?

Waitress: Well, there`s SPAM, egg, sausage, and SPAM. That`s not got MUCH
SPAM in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don`t want _any_ SPAM.

Mr. Bun: Why can`t she have egg, bacon, SPAM, and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That`s got SPAM in it!

Mr. Bun: Not as much as SPAM, egg, sausage, and SPAM.

Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, SPAM, and sausage without the SPAM?

Waitress: Uuuuuuuuugggggh!

Mrs. Bun: What d`you mean uuugggh!? I don`t like SPAM.

Vikings: (singing) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM..SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM... Lovely
SPAM,wonderful SPAM.... (Brief shot of Viking ship)

Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can`t have egg, bacon, SPAM, and
sausage without the SPAM.

Mrs. Bun: Why not!

Waitress: No, it wouldn`t be egg, bacon, SPAM, and sausage, would it.

Mrs. Bun: I don`t like SPAM!

Mr. Bun: Don`t make a fuss, dear. I`ll have your SPAM. I love it. I`m
having SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...

Vikings: (singing) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...

Mr. Bun: ...baked beans, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM.

Waitress: Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun: Well, can I have SPAM instead?

Waitress: You mean SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
SPAM?

Vikings: (still singing) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.... (etc.)

Mr. Bun: Yes.

Waitress: Arrggh!

Vikings: ...lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM...

Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! (The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the
Hungarian [from an earlier sketch])

Hungarian: Great boobies honeybun, my lower intestine is full of SPAM, egg,
SPAM, bacon, SPAM, tomato, SPAM...

Vikings: (starting up again) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...

Waitress: Shut up. (a policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out)

Hungarian: My nipples explode... (Cut to a historian)

Historian (Michael Palin): Another great Viking victory was at the Green
Midget cafe at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same.
They sailed from these fiords here (indicating a map with arrows on
it), assembled at Trondheim, and waited for the strong north-easterly
winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on
May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled in the Green Midget cafe
and SPAM selecting a SPAM particular SPAM item from the SPAM menu
would SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM... (the backdrop rises, revealing the
cafe again. The Vikings start singing again and the Historian
conducts them.)

Vikings: (singing) SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Lovely SPAM, Wonderful SPAM,
Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM (etc.)

2. SPAM City

Lyrics by Gill Derge and Rick Arthur, assisted by Chris Volpe
(sing to the tune of David Bowie`s "Suffragette City")

Hey, Spam! Oh, eat me alone, you know.
Hey, Spam! Straight off the bone, I gotta...
Hey, Spam! With eggs it goes great.
That slimy white gel makes it just slide off my plate.

Hey, Spam! Schoolday`s insane.
Hey, Spam! Got lunch on my brain.
Hey, Spam! Oh, I love you spam-can.
I simply have to squeeze you but the ... and then the ...

CHORUS
So, eat only Spam,
`Cause you can`t afford chicken.
There`s vitamins in Spam, Silly!
Pro-tein fast from Spam,
`Cause you ain`t got time for chicken.
The "other pink meat" is pretty.

It`s outta sight ... Spam`s all right.

Hey, Spam! I`m full, I need to unwind, go way.
Hey, Spam! Ah, I can`t eat you this time, no way.
Hey, Spam! OK, but just one more bite.
There`s only room for one, and here she comes, here she comes.

(CHORUS)

Ah, hey, Spam!

(CHORUS)

Aaaah, Spam! Spam! Eggs and Spam!

Spam is so pretty! ... Aaaaaaaah ... It`s the best!

 
Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:29
Du hast auch Langeweile oder? ;)

 
Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:33
Da läuft `ne Gegenparty im Mitternachtsthread *hust* :)

 
Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:35
das gibt haue :-p

DÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄNGER!


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Antwort von matata | 10.01.2009 - 01:35
Der ist gut @ AndeeII ! Wo stammt das her?
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Antwort von Twipsy (ehem. Mitglied) | 10.01.2009 - 01:36
SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!


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Antwort von matata | 10.01.2009 - 01:37
Du musst das wenigstens singen, @ Twipsy!
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Antwort von Twipsy (ehem. Mitglied) | 10.01.2009 - 01:41
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGEN!









































































































































































































































































































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Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:42
ich kauf ein "A" und möchte lösen...

wer setzt fort? ;-)


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Antwort von andeeII (ehem. Mitglied) | 10.01.2009 - 01:42
Das ist von http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/~mrosenbl/spamfiction.html#mp

Den Originalsketch gibts hier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

I love it... :-))

Ich bewundere im Nachhinein die BBC für den Mut (oder eher Craziness? ;-), Ende der Sechziger solche schrägen Vögel auf den Bildschirm losgelassen zu haben... Könnte man sich heute gar nicht mehr vorstellen..


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Antwort von Twipsy (ehem. Mitglied) | 10.01.2009 - 01:43
ELEKTROHERD! schubidubidu

 
Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:44
stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhl

 
Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:46
Bockwurst leute...BOCKWURST!


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Antwort von matata | 10.01.2009 - 01:47
Danke Andee... Das ist etwas für den Englisch-Unterricht...
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Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:49
Wie soll man bitte auf Bockwurst kommen ;)

 
Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:52
indem man es kennt xP

bockwurst du ^^


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Antwort von matata | 10.01.2009 - 01:53
Masta hat Hunger, oder?
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Antwort von GAST | 10.01.2009 - 01:54
Du bist ein sehr sehr böser Mod... Kannst du dich selbst sperren? :P


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Antwort von hans-maulwurf (ehem. Mitglied) | 10.01.2009 - 01:55
echt fies :D
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Antwort von matata | 10.01.2009 - 01:55
Meinst du mich? Ich kann mich schon selber sperren, aber ich habe keine Lust zu....
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